Hilton "Medical Condition" Explains DUI

Celebutante Paris Hilton, whose is in jail/out of jail shenanigans took a particularly tabloid turn when she was released from custody after just three days for undisclosed "medical reasons."
Several sources tell the Riff the medical condition is claustrophobia -- which finally explains why she felt the need to drink before getting behind the wheel of her car in the first place.

Mystery Man Comes Between Larry/Laurie David

The sudden announcement that "Curb Your Enthusiasm" creator Larry David and his wife, NRDC trustee and environmental activist Laurie David, have called it quits after 14 years of marriage has led to speculations that other parties may be involved.
The Riff has recently come into possession of photographic evidence that a third party has indeed come between the Hollywood power couple.
The identity of the person, visible between the two at an NRDC event in an AP photo taken last year, is unknown but rumors are circulating that it may be the former stunt double of "SNL" alum Dan Aykroyd who has not been seen in public since the premiere of "Doctor Detroit."
Any information regarding the mystery man should be directed to the Riff.