Sunday, June 30, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Thirty-Five

Day Thirty-Five / Hat Thirty-Five: Andy Warhol by Philip Treacy London 100% cotton bucket hat with multi-color shoe print exterior, allover Campbell soup can (beef noodle) print lining (above right. Another hat from the Bride series (the first one -- a Carmen Miranda fruit bowl turban posted yesterday - proved to be quite a hit with Riff readers), which she says she remembers purchasing when she was visiting her parents who were living in London at the time.

The Bride has come in to possession of a few things emblazoned with Warhol's shoe imagery over the years, including a closet room rug and a framed poster of a pink shoe with the words: "The autobiography of Alice B. Shoe," a gift from yours truly.

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Saturday, June 29, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Thirty-Four

Day Thirty-Four / Hat Thirty-Four: Carmen Miranda fruit bowl turban from the Bride's closet - originally purchased for a Halloween costume in which she was the woman from the Chiquita banana logo and I was a plus size banana.

Friday, June 28, 2013

The Whiteboard Chronicles "Even More Silly Band Names" Edition


Yeah you know you missed "Silly Band Names." Oh, and I hear Jasper Long Johns is opening for Digital Fist at the Troubadour this weekend.

If we're really lucky we'll catch and upcoming double bill of Sane Clown Posse Wendi Deng & the Prenups.

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Project Cubbins: Hat Thirty-Three

Day Thirty-Three / Hat Thirty-Three: Mixed fabrication chicken hat with interior tag that reads: "31st Street NC series, Carter tells me this is the "official chicken hat of Oktoberfest."
Clothing Co. Newport Beach, CA."  Another plucky pick from the

"It's seen plenty of chicken dancing and drinking but it doesn't remember much else," she says.

And if you think she's joking about the use of poultry hats to celebrate Oktoberfest, then you probably haven't been to ChickenHat.com. It may be egg-zactly what you need on Friday.

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Thursday, June 27, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Thirty-Two

Hat Thirty-Two (left), Grace Potter and me (right) at the Shrine Auditorium June 26, 2013.
Day Thirty-Two / Hat Thirty-Two: Forest Green trucker-style cap with white embroidered owl and moon
logo surrounded by the words: "Grace Potter and the Nocturnals."

This is such a fresh addition to the headgear archives it's still warm. It was purchased less than 12 hours ago after the bride and I caught GPN opening for Robert Plant and the Sensational Shape Shifters at the Shrine Auditorium.

Between acts I even had a chance to pop back to the tour bus and chat briefly with fellow Vermonter Grace Potter (whom I'd once interviewed for a Coachella-related style story), who turned out to be as charming in person as she was on the phone.

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Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Thirty-One

Day Thirty-One / Hat Thirty-One: Khaki-colored 100% cotton baseball-style cap with multi-color  embroidery that reads: "TCM Classic Film Festival."

This hat came into my possession in 2012, after the Bride was part of  Bloomingdale's / TCM Film Festival event  called: Style in the Movies: A Celebration of Costume Design with Deborah Nadoolman Landis. Every time I wear it I feel like I should step out into a well-appointed living room and do my best Robert Osborne impression.

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Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Thirty


Day Thirty / Hat Thirty: Knit bear cub cap, 100% wool exterior, polyester interior, courtesy of the ever-bountiful Noelle Carter Headgear Archive.

I dedicate today's hat to my niece and goddaughter Alizabeth, affectionately known around the family as "Ali Bear," who turns 21 years old today. Although she's now reached the age where any potential godfatherly duties are less legal responsibility and more opportunity to do Marlon Brando impressions at family functions, I'll always feel a certain responsibility for -- and renegade kinship with -- my brother's youngest cub.

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Monday, June 24, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Twenty-Nine

Day Twenty-Nine / Hat Twenty-Nine: Black Polar fleece cap with assorted-size polka dots and ears lined in tufts of pink shag. Another hat in the prolific NC series, this one appears to have been slightly modified from its original shape as indicated by a slightly unfinished edge.

I chose this hat not only because it seemed an appropriate way to jump start an overcast Monday morning, but also because I think it is the perfect accessory to my new brightly striped Brooks Bros. button-down shirt.

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Sunday, June 23, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Twenty-Eight

Day Twenty-Eight / Hat Twenty-Eight: Black trucker-style, mesh-back cap with orange contrast stitching and orange embroidered Jägermeister stag's head logo appliqué and name on right front panel.

If I recall correctly, this hat came into my possession on Saint Patrick's Day 2012 whilst in a bar in Palm Springs with my wife and our friend Erin Weinger. But, as with most things involving Jägermeister  the details are a bit hazy.

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Saturday, June 22, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Twenty-Seven

Day Twenty-Seven / Hat Twenty-Seven: Overly embellished Christian Audigier trucker-style cap with
mustard yellow mesh back, turquoise front and bill with allover gold embroidered CA monograms topped with crowns as well as one large appliqued patch of same in the front center of the hat.

Additional details include a chunky gold button (also with crown detail) on top of the hat and the words  "CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER EST. 1958 LOS ANGELES" in gold embroidery on the reverse side of the bill also with crown detail.

I'll just let this hat speak (loudly) for itself.

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Friday, June 21, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Twenty-Six

Day Twenty-Six / Hat Twenty-Six: Black newsboy-style cap with white stripes and snap that secures front
of hat to brim. White embroidery in front reads" "K Paul's Louisiana Kitchen." This rarity from the NC series has a cool back story.

Noelle (in case you missed the beginning of the NC series, there are all hats loaned to Project Cubbins by bacon- and hat-loving co-worker, chef and test kitchen director Noelle Carter) says this hat was one of two issued to her when she started working for Chef Paul Prudhomme in New Orleans about a decade ago.

Adam and randos at the
 Funky Pirate in New Orleans
"Everybody was issued two of these hats when they started working there," she told me, "and you got to keep one when you left."

Her keepsake kitchen cap from her days in the Big Easy is the one pictured here.

"It probably still has the smell of fry oil on it," she says. Actually it doesn't - but just putting it on my head  does conjure up all kinds of memories from a trip to the Crescent City a year ago Memorial Day weekend with the bride and sister-in-law for our friend's wedding (the hat acquired on that trip will eventually make a showing).

" Laissez les bons temps rouler," indeed!






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Thursday, June 20, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Twenty-Five


Day Twenty-Five / Hat Twenty-Five: David & Young 100% cotton bucket hat in aloha surfer print. 

Hat 3 in  the NC series, this was chosen specifically in honor of the loudly patterned Hawaiian shirts worn by the recently departed James Gandolfini's long-suffering stuntman character Bear from 1995's "Get Shorty."

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Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Twenty-Four

Day Twenty-Four / Hat Twenty-Four: Foam-like crocodile head (upper jaw only) with serrated teeth. The second piece of headgear in the NC series, I don't know much about the provenance of this hat except for the fact that it would probably get me noticed if I wore it while partially submerged in a Floridian marsh.

I mention Florida for two following reasons: 1) I'm not totally sure this is a crocodile and not an alligator -- ---- though according to an explanation by the folks at Animal Planet I'm in the clear since "All alligators are crocodiles, but not all crocodiles are alligators" -- and 2) I seem to recall from my trivia monkey days that Florida is the only place where the critters we commonly refer to as crocs and gators (crocodylus acutus and alligator mississippiensis respectively) live side by side.

And now you know it too!

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Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Twenty-Three

Day Twenty-Three / Hat Twenty-Three: Stormy  Kromer Mackinaw Cap (100% wool exterior, 100% cotton lining, "made in U.S.A. in Upper Michigan's Upper Peninsula of Imported Parts").

This is a special hat indeed -- and not just because the description at Stormy Kromer's website describes it as a "heavy-duty head furnace," but also because it marks the first hat in the Noelle series, named in honor of  my co-worker Noelle Carter who has graciously loaned her own extensive and eclectic collection of head gear (two bags full!) to the cause. (As I've already mentioned, I've got hats -- but nowhere near enough to close out Project Cubbins without some loaners. I cribbed my first lid from Dan Fredman on Sunday.)

Look for more from her collection  for the NC Series in the coming days -- except for her turkey hat -- because I've got the same one and I'm hoping we'll BOTH wear them for a Project Cubbins entry closer to Thanksgiving.

Noelle, I tip my head furnace to you.

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Monday, June 17, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Twenty-Two

Day Twenty-Two / Hat Twenty-Two: Black, snapback trucker-style hat with "The  10" in green embroidery Sisters of Los Angeles on the front and SO LA in gray on the back just behind the left ear. It's from a relatively new line called (abbreviated SO LA, which is kind of meta since that's "so L.A.") that started out riffing on some of SoCal's most memorable memes through hats, candles, glassware and the like but has since expanded into other cities (including Atlanta, Chicago and Miami).

If you're drawing a blank at the significance of "The 10" on the hat then you've 1) Spent absolutely no time at all in the City of Angels, and 2) Never seen the drop-dead hilarious "The Californians" sketch on "Saturday Night Live" which parodies (but not by very much) Angelenos' fascination with getting "from the 101 to the 405 on the 10," or something to that affect. (Personally, I prefer to take the  101 past the Chesebro Road exit to the 405 in Sherman Oaks).

Hang on friends and family in the Green Mountain State, at the rate the Sisters of Los Angeles are growing, I wouldn't be surprised to see 802 rocks glasses in time for some holiday nog, and hats emblazoned with "New 7" and "Historic 7A" before snowplows are needed to clear either.

And I think I know just the place that should sell them.

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Sunday, June 16, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Twenty-One

Day Twenty-One / Hat Twenty-One: A vintage Borsalino fedora belonging to one Dan Fredman, which he purchased "probably 20 years ago in Pismo Beach."

The photo itself was also taken by Fredman in the Malibu vineyard of dear friend Michalene Busico earlier this afternoon. It should be noted that Dan was game to loan his lid AND snap the photo despite the fact that we'd met for the first time less than an hour before.

You can get a sense of the slope of the vineyard (which is growing Syrah grapes, if I'm not mistaken) by noting the structure in the far upper left of the photo at right -- that's the canopy over the porch of the house.

There will no doubt be more borrowed-lid shots before Project Cubbins has run its course, but Dan has the distinction of being the first.

To you I say: "Huzzah, good sir!"

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Saturday, June 15, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Twenty

Day 20 / Hat Twenty: Khaki-colored 100% cotton baseball-style cap with blue and white embroidered logo that reads: "Glacier National Park Centennial" with the year 1910 on the left and the year 2010 on the right. Embroidered in blue on the back of the hat are the words "Celebrate Inspire Engage."

As you might have guessed, I purchased this hat during a 2010 trip to Glacier National Park. I went on the trip over Memorial Day Weekend with my dear, sainted mother Nancy -- who had worked a couple of summers there a half-century earlier and had long regaled me with tales of Edward R. Murrow sitting in the kitchen eating a trout he'd caught earlier that day, or how Marilyn Monroe once got kicked out of the dining room for wearing pants.

The photo on the right is of the two of us (and the hat!) taken during that trip. It was the first weekend f the season that the park was open, and as you can see, it was still winter all around us.

We had a lot of fun on that trip -- and I even photo-bombed some goats.(as evidenced below).


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Friday, June 14, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Nineteen

Day Nineteen / Hat Nineteen: White, Ecuadoran-made Panama hat by Borsalino with inner tag that reads "100% paglia" (that's "straw" in Italian folks) and brown grosgrain hatband. I purchased this hat at the Borsalino boutique at Galleria Vittorio Emanuele near my hotel in Milan during my very first trip to cover the men's runway shows for the paper in 2007.

Although it's probably one of my favorites, it doesn't get worn so much. It its the hat that appears in my various and assorted thumbnail photos though, since it seems very reporter-like. Every time I wear it I feel like I should be chomping on a cigar, picking up the handset of an old-school rotary phone and bellowing: "Get me rewrite!"
The shirt is one of my favorites too -- it's a California-themed Reyn Spooner aloha shirt -- it being Friday and all.

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Thursday, June 13, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Eighteen




Day Eighteen / Hat Eighteen: Cotton baseball style cap in weathered red with oval-shaped green and white needlepoint embroidery spelling out. Made by preppy hat purveyor Harding-Lane (exclusively we're told) for Five Seasons, an outlet store in Manchester, Vermont, that's heavy on the Lilly Pulitzer merchandise.

If I'm not mistaken, this one was purchased two summers ago, and I like it so much I sweated one into unwearability so quickly, the bride gave me hers.

And yes, it's another Vermont-themed embroidered hat (I warned you it's not all going to be fezzes and Egyptian headdresses), but this particular one reminds me of a cool bit of trivia about those oval-shaped black-and-white bumper stickers of a bygone Europe. (StickerCafe.com has a brief description). The Euro Oval with the letters VT, I read somewhere, designated a bumper (and presumably a car) from the Vatican.

I'd have laughed pretty hard if I was watching TV and saw the popemobile wind its way through St. Peter's Square with a VT on the bumper. I guess we won't see that until there's a Pope John Deere I.

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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Seventeen

Day Seventeen / Hat Seventeen:  Red felt fez from Fez, Morocco, procured in the cap's namesake city by one Ms. Rose Apodaca, a dear friend and former co-worker (and the R in the A+R Store) who realized early on my love of a good chapeau.

This has to be one of my all-time favorites, not only because it was my first fez (I have two) but because the fez is a key part of "Wives with Knives" my favorite Shag paintings of all time (you can see one of the fez-wearing, tongue-wagging fellows over my shoulder in the photo -- we have a print hanging in our kitchen).

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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Sixteen

Day Sixteen / Hat Sixteen: Gold-colored Mickey Mouse ears with multi-color embroidered patch that reads: "50 Disneyland Resort."

These ears were purchased during a particularly memorable visit to Disneyland during its 50th anniversary celebrations in which I was accompanied by my bride and my sister-in-law.

My insistence on wearing the hat  for the entirety of the visit was the source of much mirth. I think it makes me look like the fat kid with the buzz cut from Gary Larson's "The Far Side."

By the way, according to the Los Angeles Times' Hugo Martin, Disney theme parks have offered over 200 different varieties of mouse ears for guest to purchase.

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Monday, June 10, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Fifteen

Day Fifteen / Hat Fifteen: Navy blue baseball-style cap with multi-color embroidery detail that says "GriffithPark Los Angeles."

I believe this hat joined the collection back during my ill-fated attempts to learn golf  at one of the city's fiune municipal golf courses.

I think it was the Harding Municipal Golf Course -- but I'm not 100% sure of that.

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Sunday, June 09, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Fourteen

Day Fourteen / Hat Fourteen: Peter Grimm woven straw lifeguard hat with Becker Surfboards embroidered logo patch. Purchased from the 23755 Malibu Road location years ago. I think it's this Mitchs Hat but with a beige cord instead of red as pictured.

In case you're curious, the gin is Plymouth, the tonic Schweppes. The provenance of the lime is unknown.

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Saturday, June 08, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Thirteen

Day Thirteen / Hat Thirteen: Vintage brown woven fedora with beige silk hatband and jaunty turkey feather, size 7 1/4 circa 1960s. Label inside reads: "ADAM First Name in Hats." Purchased this hat today specifically for Project Cubbins from Hidden Treasures in Topanga Canyon.

 I found this one being worn by a stuffed and mounted boar's head as you can see below.

I think that, in the long run, this place will be helpful, it turned out to be a motherlode of millinery --  including three different takes on the antique diving helmet I've previously mentioned.

Hidden Treasures in Topanga is rich in vintage finds



Friday, June 07, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Twelve

Day 12 / Hat Twelve: Maybe it's the rapidly approaching weekend, but Fridays are turning out to be the freaky hat day. Case in point; the faux Egyptian headdress with gold metallic and black stripes and gold hooded cobra detail.

I can't recall the specific provenance of this lid, though I suspect it had something to do with a museum gift shop. The tag reads: "Little Daydreamers by Elope" and describes the material as polyethelene foam and polyester fibers.

A quick search turned up this Kid's King Tut hat. How did I end up with that one instead of the adult version? I'd like to think it was an homage to the boy king - but it probably wasn't.

A special hat for a special day, indeed.

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Thursday, June 06, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Eleven

Day Eleven / Hat Eleven: Trucker style cap with mesh back and foam front with a black trout in splashing-through-the-water silhouette (stage left to right) with Orvis in lime green beneath and to stage left.

Another of the sister-in-law series, this is probably the newest hat in the arsenal, hand-delivered from Vermont over Memorial Day weekend.

Note: Unlike with  responsible trout fishing, there will be no catch-and-release of this headgear.

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Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Ten



Day Ten / Hat Ten: A garlic bulb hat from the Gilroy Garlic Festival circa 1997 or 1998. The bride and I visited the famous festival when she was writing about all things California early in her career at the paper.

The memory is hazy but I recall eating garlic ice cream and dancing with a bunch of lovely garlic-laden ladies who called themselves "the Clovettes."

This hat doesn't get much wearing, but I suppose if I worked in a pizza parlor it would make for a good sight gag.

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Tuesday, June 04, 2013

The Whiteboard Chronicles: "Where We're Going" Edition




You know you missed it. The whiteboard hasn't really been the same since our cube farm has been moved from its board-adjacency. Even though we had to leave this one up for awhile, it ended up with some good responses.

Our favorites? "To Scarborough Fair," and the super-awesome vintage-dancing-candy-and-movie-theater-snack-referring "Let's all go the lobby, let's all go to the lobby."

Well-played,  anonymous whiteboarder well-played.

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Project Cubbins: Hat Nine



Day Nine / Hat Nine: Old Navy brown corduroy baseball-style cap with VERMONT '79 spelled out in orange and white embroidery.

The bride bought me this hat several years ago and it makes me laugh since I'm pretty sure I'm one of the very few wearers of said cap that actually remembers Vermont in 1979. If my math serves me correctly, I was still a freshman at Arlington Memorial High School and had yet to darken the doorstep of  Vermont Academy.

If you were there, what were you doing?

And yes, as a side note, it is another baseball cap. Trust me, you're going to see a lot of repeat silhouettes/styles before this is all done, but no repeat hats. But there's also some fun stuff queued up on the hat rack.  Oh, and if anyone has access to an antique diving helmet like the one at right, a co-worker brought up the idea and now I'm hooked on it.

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Monday, June 03, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Eight



Day Eight / Hat Eight: Textured knit ivy cap in beige. The only thing I know for sure about this hat is that it's a Kangol (favored headgear of one Mr. Samuel L. Jackson). It seems to be similar to -- but not exactly the same as -- the Zag 507.

The funny thing is, the only thing on the tag inside this hat (aside from the Kangol name and kangaroo logo) is the word "blue."

It is most certainly not blue. If it was, rest assured  there'd be an "Arrested Development" joke here.

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Sunday, June 02, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Seven



Day Seven / Hat Seven: Since it's Sunday I thought I'd go with one of the fun ones.

Meet what's known around these parts as "the baby hat." No one is quite sure where it originally came from but it's been part of the collection for quite some time and is a definitely an infant-appropriate chapeau.

This hat is light gray cotton and screen-printed with the words: "The Silverspoon Baby" (which you can't see) on one side) and "I was born with one" on the other (if you look hard enough you can make out the words "born with" in the above photo.

It is most often worn for comic effect but, due to its natural absorbency, has, in a pinch, been substituted for a sweat band when hitting the Garlodge gym.

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Saturday, June 01, 2013

Project Cubbins: Hat Six

Day Six/ Hat Six: Black baseball-style cap embroidered with: "Where the Hell is Sandgate, VT?" above 'Wayside Country Store," which isn't technically the answer to the question at all. 

Sandgate is my hometown and it's actually adjacent to Arlington, Vermont, where the Wayside Country Store is located (and has been for more than 220 years). The store sells the hat -- or at least did at one time. My family has owned and operated said store for more than two decades.

If you stop by, tell 'em Adam sent you -- they'll probably put you right to work.

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